Releasing tensions in just the right areas – a guide to your body

Hey folks,

Just sitting here, on this day of ‘hump’, counting down the minutes until Friday.

I’ve been reflecting on my mayoral campaign more and more, as the day of reckoning approaches. I’ve looked around me, at this wonderful city, and all I see is room for improvement; be it cutbacks, drawbacks, reductions, cuts, murders, forced retirement, torture or other forms of extreme action.

I’m a man of action, in case you haven’t noticed. I punch whatever I don’t like or agree with, and I hug and kiss repeatedly whatever it is that falls in line with my vision or perceived goal.

That’s why I surround myself with men that not only compliment my ideals and ways of doing things, but those boys who encourage me to think outside the box and experiment with different ways to express my body through feelings and actions alike.

For instance, before this election started, I was not much of a touchy person. I avoided all human contact at all costs. The thought of someone shaking my hand and feeling their skin touch mine gave me shivers and I would usually briskly avoid these opportune moments.

Right now, though, I can’t get enough of the feel of human skin on my own. My assistants Bradley and Marcus are who I have to thank for this new found appreciation for touch.

They have helped me grow as a person, a politician and a confident sexual being.

Usually Marcus is there to greet me when I arrive at the office at around 11:30-12:00pm. He has various oils and spices that he likes to rub into my skin to help ease the stress and get me started with energy and vigor.

He forces me to take off all my clothes and lie on my back on his massage table (at first I was reluctant , but became accustomed eventually) , so that he can reach every joint and muscle in my body.

First he starts off with my lower abdomen / pelvic area, and rubs various oils on my skin there. Sometimes I generate a blood / mucous type discharge from my penis so he helps keep me clean and ensures that I am healthy.

Then he rubs my arms and neck and nipples — taking great care to ensure the hot oils reach every part of my body.

Bradley usually comes in at around 2:30pm and takes care of my feet. All the pressure and weight from walking between my car to the elevator causes such an immense amount of aches and pain in my feet. Bradley calmly goes under my desk as I sit in my office chair and undoes my shoelaces, takes off my shoes/socks and starts gently rubbing my feet.

On a particularly hard day, Bradly massages my calves, upper inner thigh and groin muscles from under my desk to get the entire chain of tension loosened.

Bradley and Marcus truly have changed me as a person. It is them I have to thank for being able to make it this far in the mayoral election campaign.

Thanks guys.

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