No Affiliation With Rob Ford

I am not a city councillor in Toronto, Canada not representing one of the two Etobicoke North wards, Ward 2.

I am also not a candidate for Mayor of Toronto in the 2010 election. This is not a picture of me to the right.

I was not first elected to city council in the 2000 Toronto municipal election  when I didn’t defeat incumbent Elizabeth Brown.

This is my personal blog where I share my thoughts, ideas and experiences in my day-to-day life.

I’d love to hear from you — feel free to comment on my posts or send me an email directly and let me know how you’re doing! [email protected]

Disclaimer : This website is intended purely for entertainment purposes only. All of the material on this site is intended for purposes of SATIRE, PARODY, and HUMOR. None of the views expressed on this page should be confused with the actual views of Rob Ford. Everything on this page is intended to spoof, parody, satirize, roast, lampoon, and otherwise poke fun at Rob Ford as a mayoral candidate and other material published and spoken by Rob Ford. We make no claims as to the accuracy of our satire. We also do not make any claims that all of the satire, parody, or humor writing on this page is exclusively poking fun specifically at Rob Ford.


12 Responses to “No Affiliation With Rob Ford”

  • Rob:

    We warned you once, pal. See you in court.

    • Liam:

      Oh man! Are you really Rob Ford threatening to sue? I hope so, just for the sheer hilarity of the whole thing! This site is gold! True comedy! If you are Rob Ford or one of his minions, I hope you realize that it’s so funny because the bloggers comments are only stretching reality by the tiniest margin!

      PS – I met somebody who is in charge of your online campaign. He doesn’t live in Toronto so he can’t vote in the election. He did say he’d vote for you if he could, but that he wouldn’t trust you the moment you got into office.


    • Blob Ford:

      Listen pal, I’ve enrolled the services of Peter Silverman to argue my defense. Not if I see you first.

  • Liam:

    This is Hilarious!! I love the commentary. It’s no wonder Rob Ford is against bicycles. He wouldn’t even be able to find one that would support his girth! This is so good. I really hope he does try to sue. What a jackass! The city of Toronto will be worse off with him then with that knob, Mel Lastman!

    Thanks for the laughs.


  • blair:

    Rob, I just called you a fat fuck. What are you going to do about it? Chase me out of City Hall?

  • Rob Ford:

    Is it a bad thing to masturbate to nude photos of George Smitherman?

    • Mel Jizman:

      “Is it a bad thing to masturbate to nude photos of George Smitherman?”

      Only if your campaign manager is massaging your prostate with his dick at the same time.

  • Bob:

    You fucking hilarious. I could spend all day on this site!

  • smarterthanyou:

    rob ford is an ass. you aren’t though. your website is an eye opener and entertaining, while illuminating the cause of actually exposing ford as a buffoon.

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