Hi friends,

Your friend and future mayor here. I was just finishing a bag of kettle potato chips and sucking all the grease and salt off my fingers when I thought maybe its a good idea to distract myself from my impending legal troubles with finding out what you, my readers, prefer in terms of flavors of potato chips?

Shoot me an email : [email protected] and let me know.

I’ve been storing the potato chip bags in my car on the passenger seat for those times during long driving expeditions where I may need a receptacle for whatever various fluids and secretions my body usually exudes. They are compact and handy for such situations.

In case any of you were wondering about my recent visit to the Etobicoke Meidcal center to address my throbbing groin pains, the doctor examined my areas and determined it was indeed the result of me applying generous amounts of curry sauce to the tip of my penis to keep myself awake during those long nights. Who knew?

Stay tuned.